CRAB APPLE LOVE
You’d be crabby too
if you’d been through
what I’ve been through
Yes, you might be a little crabby too
if all your relatives looked down on you
Sweet Granny Smith with her stem in the air
pretending she’s green as the unmown grass
has a worm hole or two I could tell you about
And there’s just no living with cousin Mac
since that damn computer came out
But enough about them, let’s talk you and me
how I’m so much more than an ornament tree
About how lonely I am, and inviting you in
your teeth in my flesh and your lips on my skin
So if you’re looking for love that’s true to the core
I’m telling you love, you’ll be looking no more
If you’re looking for a love that’s going to stick
I’ve got plenty of pectin to do that old trick
And we can be jammin’ all night and all day
if you’ll bring some sugar, and meet me half way