ELBOW ME ELMO

ELBOW ME ELMO

They are Xing out Xmas again
at the big department store chain

In the land that has taken the job
of saving the world from the mob

Pushing and shoving, mean and obscene
with a frenzy that a last crust African
or boycotted Iraqi has never seen

And the red in the Amazon river
is not the blood of the cow

But a million piranhas
blushing in shame