DEGREES OF SEPARATION
C.A. tells me the other day
about his genuine cowboy father
who worked Wild Bill’s “Wild West” show
And if I shake C.A.’s hand and I often do
I’m only one away from Buffalo Bill
and Sitting Bull makes two
And then there’s Black Elk and Crazy Horse
and a whole passel of Little Big Horn Sioux
And shaking the hand of the Queen Mom
and loving her lots and holding on some
I was only one away from Churchill
and every crowned head for a hundred years
and Lady Di too, don’t that bring some tears
And I also hug Greta now and then
who worked for Hammarsjold at the U.N.
Yesterday I had a rum with Eric
who lived with the Yanamami
and natives of a Southern sea
All those amazing thousands
and I still haven’t counted past three
anyone here want to shake hands with me