NOT IN MY YARD
We’re living in a leaf blower world
Why should we
rake them and bag them and burn them
and recycle and compost and mulch them
When we can go down to the Handy Dan
and just hand some money to the man
Got a two and a half horse with overdrive
gonna be somebody else’s problem now
Varoom, Varoom, this is easy
this ain’t hard
they’re heading for the streets and the
neighbour’s yard
Wait a minute he’s bought a five
and he’s blowing them back again
so we drive to the store and get a ten
he gets a fifteen, we get a twenty
now the s.o.b. has a twenty five
Next trip I’m getting an UZI