HENRY MOORE
Henry Moore was a smart old cowboy
a smart old cowboy was he
Just as sly as a fox
be bought twenty-foot salt blocks
and set them out in West Texas in winter
Where a thousand strong tongues
changed those basic hard foods
into a bunch of reclining nudes
There are times when it bothers my conscience
to see
them hangin’ around London,
New York, and D.C.
Then I remember old Hank is one of the boys
just suckerin’ some dudes with these toys
So I decide not to chip off the bronze